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That time I went on holiday by mistake
Howdy. Like I’m a cowboy instead of a sad middle aged child-man with a shit beard.…
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A Catch Up While I’m Sitting In A Van On The M1, Eating Hula Hoops
Hello again! Once again it’s been a while as I’ve been a busy little bee (not…
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Sign Language Insults! Part 1
I have often wondered how I could possibly extend my insulting demographic Huzzah! Before I begin,…
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Happy New….update
Happy New Year fiends! This IS still live, but I’m a little busy with a couple…
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I…AM… THE TOYMAKER
Ok, I’m not THE Toymaker or even Toyman (although I’d be a fucking great supervillain, with…
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Blatant Touting Post For Money.
https://www.instagram.com/zptoys1?igsh=cXRka3hkNXZhOHdj If you follow the Instagram page (what? You don’t? What’s wrong with you?) then you’ll…
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Pablo At The Movies! 3: The Revenge of The Return of The Revenge
Yeah….I did more for fun I get bored
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If You Need Help… I’m Not Always A Dick
Due to a lot of things in the last few months, it’s once again brought home…
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Pablo At The Movies! 2: The Reveneging
I enjoyed making part one, so you poor fuckers get another page of this shit. You…
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Pablo At The Movies!
Ever seen Being John Malkovich? If not, get on it. It’s mental A recent rewatch gave…
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General Musings From Inside A Van
None of this will make any sense. So yeah, I’m presently in a van with two…
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The Sad Ballad Of Tinky Winky
Being a children’s entertainer isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be. Once the novelty of…
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CHEAP SHITTY CRISPS THAT I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT IN BED
Sorry US friends (and that one Korean guy 🤷) but this bad boy is kinda UK…
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Random Update
As I’ve decided to keep this on, the entire thing will have an overhaul. Apologies if…
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So Loser, You’ve Been Dumped For Your First Time (Byte Size)
We’ve all been there. Apart from attractive people. Stupid good looking people. One moment you’re laughing…
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T-shirts from hell that I thought up because there’s something wrong with me
So if you’ve ever felt like you’re in a room of people that are just mediocre,…
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Rubbish Toys That I Made To Fill The Vast Emptiness Of Existence
So, yeah, now on top of being an all round bell end, now I’ve started making…
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Dating Post COVID With Dr Pablo. Part 2
Extending from Part 1, as it was quite brief (I wanted to go for a pint),…
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Dating In Post Covid with Doctor Pablo Part 1
I’m not a real doctor btw. Just as a disclaimer. Yet I am legally a Reverend.…
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The Worst Album Covers I Could Find Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed. Part 4
It’s that time of the year again, where I can’t be fucked to think of an…
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SHAMELESS PLUG IN CASE I DECIDE TO SELL STUFF POST
Taking a break from talking absolute nonsense for a brief moment. Very brief. If you’ve read…
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Questionable Movie Trivia Part 2
After the success (2 people read it) of part 1, I’m breaking out the sequel. According…
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Questionable Movie Trivia
We all like to be that guy or gal (or gul?) down the pub that knows…
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MORE TV SHOWS I MADE UP, AS I DECIDED TO NOT BOTHER GETTING UP TODAY (BYTESIZE)
Are you sick of lame TV, the same monotonous stream of soulless drivel being poured into…
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That Time I Made Spectrum Games (BYTESIZE)
Ahhhh the mighty Sinclair Spectrum 48k, with it’s dazzling array of 4 colours and sound that…
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The Toys That Time Forgot Part 1
No, not that thing under your Mother’s bed which resulted in your Father having a bunk…
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Mad Bastards: Some Of The Meanest Tortures Of All Time
As a race, us humans are pretty much terrible in general. We all freely admit it…
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SURVIVORS: Retail Workers. The REAL Christmas Heroes.
“How about emergency workers? Soldiers?” I hear you say. Of course I see your point, but,…
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Ghanaian Poster Makers: The REAL Masters Of The Craft
Ghana did not have access to the original movie posters, or the means to print alternatives,…
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Films That Would Exist If I Wasn’t Poor
In this world of 200 million dollar, CGI heavy, star laden movies, its hard to remember…
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