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Ghanaian Poster Makers: The REAL Masters Of The Craft

Ghana did not have access to the original movie posters, or the means to print alternatives, so they did what my mom did with McDonalds, and made their own.

Mrs Doubtfire Original

Mrs Doubtfire “We Have It At Home”

Tastes like wrong

Cinemas in Ghana commissioned local artists to hand-paint them on used flour sacks. Some if these were surprisingly good. Some look finger painted by a seal. Yet all are at least intriguing.

All demand to be on tshirts. So, behold some of the best art to ever be placed on a flour sack

White Chicks

Yet still not as bad as the film itself.

Tshirt Rating: 🦏🦏🦏🦏 / 10

Dog Soldiers

I wish I was a bad helicopter

Tshirt Rating: 👩‍✈️👩‍✈️👩‍✈️👩‍✈️👩‍✈️👩‍✈️/ 10

Tango And Cash

Cobra and Big Trouble In Little China and Dirt Buggies and Horny Brian May

Tshirt Rating 🛀🛀🛀 / 10

Poltergeist 2

I fucking hate Ghoulies in a bottle. They look better in the can. American toilet joke, that only works if you know the cover of Ghoulies too. I sometimes need a punch.

Tshirt Rating 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️/ 10

E.T.

The actual art is pretty good…yet…something is a bit off. Can’t quite put my big dildoesque alien finger on it

Tshirt Rating 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 / 13

Raiders Of The Lost Ark

Starring my sperm as the gold idol.

Tshirt Rating: 🍆 / 17

Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai

There are no bad dogs, just bad owners. Apart from Ghost Dog’s Rottweiler assault rifle Death Squad. Total pricks man.

Tshirt Rating: 🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕 / 148

Alien

Co starring Jonny Hotdog fingers and Star Jizz. In Space, no one can hear you cream.

Tshirt Rating 🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄 / 🦄🦄🦄🦄

The Office

There’s not a lot I can say. Look at it, just look at it.

Tshirt Rating: 3.14 / 🌍

Jurassic Park

Remember that film where Velociraotors were ridiculously camp (Rawr?)? That film where Jeff Goldblum had Sam Neil for a dick?

Tshirt Rating: 🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕 / 65 Million Years

Ghost

Demi was so deep in grief, that she started brewing a shit with a face…and a hand.

Tshirt Rating : 👻👻 / Swaze