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STARTING A CULT

So, been pondering something different. So thought I’d try this. An on going thing, like EastEnders, but no one dies at Christmas.

Starting a cult is harder than it seems. Turns out having a smock just isn’t enough anymore. Stupid Jesus fella pinched that idea. He did have his mates write his comic book back story though too. Smart move beardy flip flops man.

Gonna need ideas in order to create as much of a fuss as possible. Gotta have a ‘catch’. We brings us to…

WHO AND WHY

What do I have to offer as a cult leader?

The short answer is…fuck all. Which is why I’m gonna have to make things up. This is not a new thing for me. I live in a world of foggy villainy

So let’s see then…

Why Join?

We could have badges? Maybe even a jelly of the week competition. I think it’s best to start small. Badges are easier than mass genocide. Plus we could hide things in trees for each other to find. How we’d laugh!