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Anyone that knows me personally, knows that I have no love for the great open seas. I’m no born sailor. I mean, I’ve watched Sinbad a couple times, but I’ve also seen Titanic. That didn’t have a conclusion to my preference of a cruise. Bit too ‘drowny’ for me. You know where you can’t drown?…
Howdy. Like I’m a cowboy instead of a sad middle aged child-man with a shit beard. Anyway, I thought I’d drop a post in while I’m sitting on a train with folks on way for a drinking weekend in Blackpool. Thus, this might also be my last communication. If so, tell me mother I love…
Hello again! Once again it’s been a while as I’ve been a busy little bee (not a wasp, they can fuck off). My tiny mind has been whipped like one of those kids that stitch footballs and go missing regularly. So this whole thing has gone from me writing dumb ass stuff and talking about…
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