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Christmas In The Apocalypse

We all thought the end would come in the form of a nuclear war, or at…
10 Found Footage Films…You’ve Probably Never Seen!

Love it or loathe it, we’re all aware of the runaway smash hit The Blair Witch…
Byker Grove: The Rise And Fall Of PJ’s Eyes

“SPUGGY MAN!” If you’re of a certain age (old) like me, you’ll remember the weekly up…
The Animal Kingdom Is Full Of Absolute Bastards

You may have read my recent post on why dolphins are total ass hats. Turns out…
Phil: The Magic Sausage

You have inadvertently clicked here and have now visited Phil, the most magical sausage there has…
THINGS THAT I HAVE SEEN WITH MY EYES. BY PREACHER AGE 4 ¼

I DISLIKE SOME THINGS. OTHER THINGS ARE LICKABLE. I SOMETIMES STILL LICK SOMETHINGS I DISLIKE. I…
Console Games That Your Scruff Mate Might Have

Gaming is more lucrative than the film industry in this age. There’s no longer an expected…
Why I Become A Narcissist On Public Transport

I sit here sweating in general sadness. My ninja themed Covid facemask adorns my greying features,…
When Sharks Are Crap

We’ve all seen Jaws (if not, why not?!), which is the daddy of all shark movies.…
Why Dolphins Are Despicable Entities

Can I just start off by saying I actually personally hate jellyfish more than dolphins. No…
Memes To Make You Look Thick If You Share Them On Facebook

Love seeing a pic of your favourite movie or series with a quote attached to it…
That Time My Dog Was An Actor And Thought He Was Posh

Preacher (the dog in question, and yes I know it’s an unusual name) has had a…
TV Shows I Miss: V The Final Battle. Lizard Bastards.

V is for Victory my friends, apart from when its not. Which is actually now, as…
Garbage Pail Kids: The Currency Of The 80s Playground

They can’t be many of us that have never owned a pack of Garbage Pail Kids…
The Best Cartoon Themes I Could Think Of While I Ate Breakfast Part 2

The title kind of describes it all perfectly. If you read part one (why wouldn’t you…
The Best Cartoon Theme Tunes I Could Think Of While I Ate Breakfast

As children (41 year old child right here) a cartoon having a sing-a-long theme would be…
The Worst Album Covers I Found Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed. Part 3

Another day, another slice of laziness. In my defence, it’s raining and I sexually identify as…
Fighting Fantasy Books Are Still Too Bloody Hard

From the off, I’m going to tell you that I’ve always been rubbish at the works…
The Worst Album Covers I Found Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed. Part 2

I honestly had fun doing the last list, and I’m ridiculously lazy (I’m in bed right…
The Worst Album Covers I Found Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed

So, you’ve poured your heart, soul and possibly finances, into releasing your album. Time for the…
Kid Shows To Cry To

Life’s not all Tellitubbies and Wizadora. Remember that time Bagpuss got smashed, knocked fuck out Professor…
Things Wish thinks I need in my life. Part 2

If you read the first part, then you know how this works. Wish advertises things on…
Things Wish thinks I need in my life. Part One

Wish has been knocking about, pedaling it’s unbranded Chinese factory seconds for a while now. I…
TV Shows I Pondered Whilst Drinking Cheap Lager

I’m never surprised at the amount of tat that arrives on TV. Shows such as ‘Dating…
Found Footage Films I went and watched with my dog. Part One.

Preacher and I love a good found footage horror movie. Sadly there isn’t any, so we…
The World’s Most Rubbish Toys

Anyone that knows me knows I have an odd penchant for knock off toys that possibly…
My Favourite Awful Movies. Part One

The Edge Of Hell: Aka Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare Jon Mikl Thor does not give one…
About Me

Hi I’m Paul, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull This is…