I have often wondered how I could possibly extend my insulting demographic
Huzzah!
Before I begin, I’d like to point out that while googling ‘deaf people image’ this pic came up:
I don’t know why he’s a little short on appendages, or what it has to do with deafness, but I had to see it, so you have to see it.
Today’s Lesson:
Right chuckleheads, I didn’t create these pics, and I don’t know who did, so I’m not sure who to give credit to. But credit to them anyway.
Let us begin
ASSHOLE
Used in the terms:
“My Boss is an asshole“
Or
“Can you put more lube on that cucumber, my asshole feels like a punched trifle”
BULLSHIT
Used in the terms:
“My Boss talks bullshit”“
Or
“When you told me you had a 9 inch weapon, I didn’t expect it to be a knife. This is bullshit. Help help, I’m being murdered to death”
SHIT
As used in:
“My Boss is shit”
Or
“I got caught short on the bus, coughed and soiled myself. Now my legs are covered in shit, and look like a 3 foot Twix”.
BITCH
As used in such situations as:
“My Boss is a bitch“
Or
“…if she wasn’t such a bitch, I’d definitely not have murdered her, your Honour”.
BASTARD
As in:
‘My boss is a bastard“
Or
“…yeah so I had to cut it up with your toothbrush handle, as the bastard wouldn’t flush all in one. Like rolled up decking it was”.
COCKSUCKER
As used:
“My Boss is a cocksucker“
Or
“Get out my lane cocksucker! I swear I will ram you off the road and sacrifice your first born to the Old Gods”.
ASSHOLE
Yes yes some will be repeated, but I would like to cover the subject completely. We’re all on a learning process guys!
As used in:
“My Boss is still an asshole“.
Or
“See that cat there, what’s the betting I could get this straw up it’s asshole and inflate it like a furry blimp?”
Part 2 incoming. In the meantime time, check out my Instagram and Facebook pages. Hell, hit me up and we’ll go take mushrooms in a forest and begin a squirrel army.
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