Blatant Touting Post For Money.

https://www.instagram.com/zptoys1?igsh=cXRka3hkNXZhOHdj

If you follow the Instagram page (what? You don’t? What’s wrong with you?) then you’ll have already seen a lot of these, but since there’s a shop and Etsy profile coming soon, I thought I’d open my coat and show you my newer wares

Both of the above are taking me longer than I assumed. But a lot of these will be available for sale on both. Although not the Pulse Rifle…I will never make another fucking Pulse Rifle.

Jason Voorhees

Not quite finished. But you get the jist. Not jizz.

Awww twinsies holding hands

The Warriors Baseball Furies

I like showing you the work in progress versions, as then you know I didn’t buy them from TEMU, or a sketchy Asian fellow with a big rucksack.

Aliens M41a Pulse Rifle

These won’t be for sale as it drove me bloody insane the first time. Scaled down ones maybe.

Bob from Beetlejuice

Sexual

V Visitors Figures

All of these are still a work in progress, but should be done shortly

Thor Helm (microwave not included)

The microwave is shit anyway.

The Dark Crystal coaster

This is prior sanding and painting, but you get the idea

DOG IN A WAISTCOAT!

Designed and modelled by moi! The emblem of the site (and shortly Zptoys1). Many colours available, especially the sexual Glow in the dark edition 🫦

Aliens Chestburster

Yes it looks like a bloodied cock, but it’s the cutest lil baby Xenomorph killing machine you’ve ever seen. Connected to a belt hole, so you can strap it to your chest and amuse the kids, grandparents, tramps etc

Skeletor bust

Who doesn’t like bone head?

Deadpool wearable mask

Complete head mask. Held together by N52 (strongest) magnets. Fits like a dream, unless you have the head of a bulldog.

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