Extending from Part 1, as it was quite brief (I wanted to go for a pint), I thought I’d add a little.

More Online Dating Ice Breakers

First impressions can last a lifetime, unless dementia occurs. Then you can do a fair few. I used to visit my Uncle in different costumes, to feel like I was a man of many lives. Like Mr Benn. If you’re too young for that, Google it on the interwebnet.

Snappy Lines

You have the shape of head I’ve been yearning for.

You look posh. I bet you eat Cheetos with a spoon.

Not many people can pull off that look, but at least some, like you, try.

Would you go swimming with a stranger in a balaclava?

If I said you had a beautiful body, could I keep it after you died.

McDonald’s or Burger King? I mean, you’re paying anyway.

Adult Lines

Your mouth says no, but your eyes say that you’re an unemployed orphan with no close friends to come looking for you.

You’re so hot I’d have to put an oven mitt on my balls.

If you were a new flavour of toothpaste, you’d be ‘spermy mint’

If you were butter, you’d be ‘Icantbelieveyourenotslutty’

Is that a vagina or goal net? As either way my balls are hitting it as I score

You’re sexy enough to be the member of a girl pop group with a sex tape that’s not shit

Keep digging. I don’t care if you’re tired. I’m the poor fucker is gonna have to fill it over you.

Same Sex Alluring

I see you are a Gay. I am also a Gay. Let us Gay together. Look at us, Gaying.

Have you ever had a man penis in your man bum? It’s probably pretty good. So I have been told by a Gay man. Like I am a Gay man.

Us women are the best aren’t we. We have all the best parts. In fact if I was not a lesbian woman, I would be a lesbian man.

Your lady breasts give me a wide on

All my semen have handlebar moustaches. Like circus strong men. But Gay ones.

I liked George Michael before/after he was a Gay (depending on your sex)

Gender Fluid

(Disclaimer: I only know what the words are, not what they mean. BUT I did once see a lady with a goatee and blue hair at a bus stop once)

Let’s be offended together, forever. Our pronouns will be all in future tense and we’ll adopt an attractive 6ft feather-edged fence.

(Another Disclaimer:Be careful with these ones kids, they’re like a two footed tackle. Sometimes you have to go big or go home. Always remember this quote):