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SHAMELESS PLUG IN CASE I DECIDE TO SELL STUFF POST

Taking a break from talking absolute nonsense for a brief moment. Very brief. If you’ve read anything on this site, you’d assume that I am a man child that would mostly draw dicks. You would be right.

However, I sometimes overthrow the instinct to picture phalluses and try throwing paint at stuff until something it’s barely legible.

Work in progress. Like most of my life.

Thus, as I’m pondering setting up an Etsy store to get rid of stuff I’ve done and don’t need, I thought I may as well link this place up to it and shamelessly toe tip.

It’s a table. Yes I’m painting something, just to put stuff on top of it. I’m smart
One for the kids
Bit of Krampus to show I’m seasonal too
Fish bowls without fish. As, fuck fish.
Double fuck fish
Tote bags for the classless people. Like me.
Blair Witch lamp. PAT tested too. As I can actually do normal stuff too
Winnebago for horror Borrowers or Stuart Little
Stuff that makes people stop asking you to babysit for then. Winner
‘Altered’ dolls
Imagine breaking into my house

But given the chance, I will still just draw dicks.

If anything interests you or you hate someone enough to gift them one, drop me a message on zombiesplaygroundsonfire@gmail.com for details or prices

They start at 1 million Dollars.

Not really.

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