You have inadvertently clicked here and have now visited Phil, the most magical sausage there has ever been. Look, he has a mouth and everything.
You biggest wish will come true if you follow Phil’s simple requests.
Put your finger on the pigs anus below.
Concentrate on your most wished…err…wish.
Chant “PORK PORK PORK” three times.
Under your breath if you prefer. It seems more mystical and shit.
Your dreams are so very nearly true. Last step:
Send £8.99 directly to me. Cold hard cash is preferred. We don’t take fucking credit cards.
Happy wishing dickheads.
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