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That Time My Dog Was An Actor And Thought He Was Posh

Preacher (the dog in question, and yes I know it’s an unusual name) has had a long and varied career on both the big and small screen. Sadly he’s still brassic as he spent it all on fast bitches and squeaky balls.

Anyway, I’m off to the pub. He can sort his own page out.

Neverending Story 1985 “The horse tasted like actor”
King Arthur 2017 “Lancelot shits in a bush”
Return Of The Jedi 1983 “You look like chewing gum blud”
Godzilla. Could have been this year looking at that shit
The Exorcist 1973. “Look at what your catting daughter has done”

Yes. I know one of us has too much time on their hands, just remember, you’re reading this.

The Goonies 1985 “Ice cream tastes both of joy and sadness”
Dunkirk 2017 “Harry Styles smelt like woodlice”
Star Wars 1977 “I’m a dog and even I know that jacket is wank”
Avengers Assemble 2012 “Barc reactor. Ha! Fucking Barc”
The Karate Kid 1984 “Sweep my leg and I’ll bite ya dick off”
Joker 2019 “Bay no Heath Ledger”
Scooby Doo 2002 “Fred’s fingers also smelt like Daphne”
Silence of The Lambs 1991 “I ate duck and liver, but it was Wilko’s own brand and tasted like shelf life”
E.T. 1982. “When ET is white dog shit is the bestest bit”
Sons Of Anarchy 2008 – 2014. “I can’t ride a bile, they had to get a stunt Doberman in. Longer legs you see”
Game Of Thrones “This is how it should have ended”
Game of Thrones 2011 – 2019 “I was The Hound. Let that sink in”
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King 2003 “If that ring squeaked, I’d have fucked up all of Middle Earth”
Rambo: First Blood part 2 “BARK BARK BARK BARK!”
Pokémon 1997 – “Gotta catch em all. Fucking cats”
Alien 1979 “Dog shit floats. Honest”

All of the above may or may not be bollocks.

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