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The Worst Album Covers I Found Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed. Part 2

I honestly had fun doing the last list, and I’m ridiculously lazy (I’m in bed right now). Soooo I thought I’d do a sequel. Well, it’s only 7.35am, so it’s too early to get drunk. I generally leave it til 7.36am

“Come watch us play. In our basement. In the dark. Don’t tell anyone you’re coming. My son is going to wear you”
Look at those hips, cocked like a loaded weapon. The legend is, there’s a track on side 2 that makes you pregnant.
Ha ‘sex toy’. Bet she got picked on at school. Weirdo.
I can’t dance, but I’d wing it. I’m too lazy to die
Ohhh it’s a ‘wacky’ LP. From the people that bought you “My Carrot Is On Fire!” And “My Sister Is A Slut!”
Well… I think we’re all just uncomfortable now.
This works if you say “Don” to the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme. “Don dondondon don don, don dondondon don don”.
John is single. John has always been single.
Which one do you think is Al Davis? I think it’s the fella on the left with the painted on hair.
Like a Blackpool postcard. Got the word “Cheeky” mixed up with the words “Sexual Harassment”.
“Your car tyres are all punctured? Out here in the middle of nowhere? Lucky we found you, as we have the only house around for miles”.
Music to sit to.
Christ Anna. Why don’t you just put a white hood on and be done with it. Anna Racism Russell.
That’s well enough internet for one day. BE GONE!

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