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The Worst Album Covers I Found Online As I Couldn’t Be Bothered To Get Out Of Bed

So, you’ve poured your heart, soul and possibly finances, into releasing your album. Time for the easy bit. The eye catching selling point. Shouldn’t be that hard right? Let us see:

“…I’m not moaning. Made me wetter than an otter’s pocket”.
“Who farta? You farta?” *Laughs in foreign*
No.
Ahhh Dave you’re such a cad. No, you can’t babysit for us. You know, because of the court case.
Amy looks like that girl that talks really loudly in queues and snorts when she laughs.
This makes me feel extremely uncomfortable
Tastes like chicken.
Lost to Bruce Lee in an underground fighting tournament
Holy shit. I’m in awe. One match and he’d go up like a petrol pump.
Little David often performed ‘Nothing Else Matters’ for the rest of the orphans.
I’m assuming that’s Spanish for “receiving felacio”.
“Look into camera please guys. Could you just…Chet…can you…oh fuck it. All done fellas”.

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